If I can't do it, it can't be done.

I wish the real world would just stop hassling me.

I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in
when you don't really have to try anymore, and you could just
sit around together and goof on TV shows and then go to bed
without anybody trying any funny business.

Do slugs mate?

Thnks fr th Mmrs

Let's stay together, itsumo (forever).

I know not how I came into this, shall I call it a dying life or a living death?

Don't shoo the boyfriend...

You can't get over a woman until you can no longer picture her boobs.

That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

about me