There isn't enough booze in the world.
Thnks fr th Mmrs
It's so sad that I'm happy.
Biting myself is not nearly as satisfying.
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
Can one fall in love with two people at the same time?
Do slugs mate?
People don't change.
We're not interested in changing our long distance service provider. Goodbye.
So apparently I'm a cow abuser and she's a sheep killer.
We can baby we can do the one night stand.

Daniel Powter * 10.2.2010